The Onion weighs in on creativity.
The Department of Health and Human Services issued a series of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents and congenital diseases as a leading cause of disability and death among youths ages 3 to 14.Sorry AHS staff and students, you'll have to access this at home - The Onion is blocked by our Internet filter. Hmm, what can we infer from that . . .